My fellow Breakfasters are Fee B Squared and Sam Pang. Fee drives the show, pushing buttons and choosing the music, while Sam sits in the back seat with his elbow out the window, yelling at Fee, trying to get her to play Murray Head’s ‘One Night in Bangkok’. My job is to read the news, help with the interviews and tell interminable stories about the flux capacitor in the Back to the Future trilogy.

The Oscar winning Breakfasters with their Academy Award for Best Use
of Twenty Minutes - 'Shit Siblings'. (pictured with Adam Elliott)

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The interview with Gary Wales from Tommy Finn's Trout Farm, about the enormous rogue eel terrorising his (Gary's) Milgrove property and his island in the shape of Australia - 15 March 2005 - mp3

Upon the departure of John Safran (2002) and Angus Sampson (2003) as Breakfasters, I committed myself to expressing my feelings through song. The following is the result.

If I Were John Safran - lyrics - mp3